Reason’s my 4 year old won’t sleep…
01:30
Hello everybody and welcome back.
As I sit writing this is it currently 01.18 and Leland is WIDE awake… So I thought I’d compile a little list of all the reasons Leland cannot go to sleep tonight.
He’s hungry
He’s thirsty
He has two feet
He can hear a crunchy sound
He needs a huggle
He can smell Archie (My mum’s dog… who isn’t even here)
Rufus is snoring (Rufus is his bear)
He is bored
He needs a wee
He needs to ask me something extremely important
He needs a poo
He needs a bedtime story
He’s too hot
He’s too cold
He needs a banana
He doesn’t like broccoli
He needs something to eat that begins with the letter U
He needs sweets
His teeth feel like marshmallow
He forgot to play with the Paw Patroller
His pillow is too soft
He can smell daddy’s feet
He needs another drink
He forgot to give Granny a snuggle (Granny left at 4pm and had three snuggles and kisses goodbye)
He needs some new shoes
He forgot to go to school (It’s the summer holidays)
He forgot to tell me that he loved me
He needs a DVD
He’s not tired
He’s too tired
Any other parents out there having trouble tonight?
I feel your pain 
Take care and speak soon
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